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wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

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Straight White Boy Problem #472

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*does that thing with my shirt when I try to fan myself* damn it’s so hot out here….bro pass me that gatorade no not the red one i only drink yellow because last time I drank a red gatorade it stained my white nike dri-fit shirt and my mom got sooooo pissed *keeps fanning myself with my shirt* why is it so hot????

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deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

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Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Yegger Man Jensen is.

justdippinsaucethings:

chuchupowers:

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He was number 1.

Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

"IT WAS HIS HAT MR. KRABS, HE WAS NUMBER 1!"

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sketchy453:

"Your skirt must not be higher than your fingertips when held straight downs your sides," the teacher says. The gorilla sighs. However, next to her. the T-Rex cheers. 

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dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

the-thought-that-started-it-all:

petitepluume:

I did a thing.

I like the thing

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