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conqueringstorm:

goosebxmps:

fuck yo dreams

this is what life is all about
those:

Nice

ughjosh:

I just want your lips against mine and your hand on my butt.

(Source: ughjosh, via much0-mango)

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

yes-shit-watson:

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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is this a reaction or an example

both

(via theystilltry)

faunprincess:

Ask

faunprincess:

ccc0urtney:

thesirensaresingingyourname:

So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.

this is the cutest thing ever

Ugh

(via honeyforgiveme)

meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

(Source: meladoodle, via honeyforgiveme)

rain-force:

It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me

(Source: rain-force, via much0-mango)

kents-writing:

carrotsforferrets:

Some more reasons why I won’t join any sort of social justice movement.

Amen

(via mitchellcowlamb)